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Even though we shouldn't be, we're actually a little shocked. We'd always assumed the labels had met with a team of technology experts in the late nineties and ignored their advice, but it turns out they never even got that far -- they didn't even try! Understanding the Internet certainly isn't easy -- especially for an industry run by a bunch of technology-averse sexagenarians -- but it's definitely not impossible. The original Napster hit its peak in 1999 -- kids born since then have hacked into CIA computers. Surely it wouldn't have taken someone at Universal more than a month or two to learn enough about the Internet to know who to call to answer a few questions. They didn't even have any geeky interns? We give this industry six months to live.
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